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In Sheol | Hades | Gehenna | Tartarus | Eastanollee on June 19, 2009 at 1:09 am

Sorry Eddy – you’ll have to pick a new cause. Turns out that all the hysteria over global warming can be ignored now that Hades has frozen over. Both my proposed sessions for AU have been re-approved. It’s all part of a long (and not promised to be interesting) story and I’ll gladly share it with anyone that’ll buy the beer.

Anyway – stop threatening to key Jim Balding’s car. 😉

So please email pictures of complex and interesting railing and stair conditions that you happen across over the next few months. While you’re out and about just snap a couple of photos with your iPwn, Crackberry, etc. and email ASAP. Just remember to put “AU2009” in the subject line.

Why go through all this camera-phone-taking-picture-emailing hassle? Because according to a yet to be determined and entirely subjective, unscientific method the best image of a stair or railing used in the session wins an unlocked and lovingly cared for 1st generation iPhone. It should work with any carrier that uses a SIM card.

See store for details. Additional restrictions apply. And I’m pretty much still sold on T-Mobile. Great customer service.

Thanks all for the factory focused email and phone calls. Very much appreciated.

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In Sheol | Hades | Gehenna | Tartarus | Eastanollee on June 19, 2009 at 1:09 am

>Sorry Eddy – you’ll have to pick a new cause. Turns out that all the hysteria over global warming can be ignored now that Hades has frozen over. Both my proposed sessions for AU have been re-approved. It’s all part of a long (and not promised to be interesting) story and I’ll gladly share it with anyone that’ll buy the beer.

Anyway – stop threatening to key Jim Balding’s car. 😉

So please email pictures of complex and interesting railing and stair conditions that you happen across over the next few months. While you’re out and about just snap a couple of photos with your iPwn, Crackberry, etc. and email ASAP. Just remember to put “AU2009” in the subject line.

Why go through all this camera-phone-taking-picture-emailing hassle? Because according to a yet to be determined and entirely subjective, unscientific method the best image of a stair or railing used in the session wins an unlocked and lovingly cared for 1st generation iPhone. It should work with any carrier that uses a SIM card.

See store for details. Additional restrictions apply. And I’m pretty much still sold on T-Mobile. Great customer service.

Thanks all for the factory focused email and phone calls. Very much appreciated.